i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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