Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We named our party play list daddy issues
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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