Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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