I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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