weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
whose ass print is on the piano?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
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