Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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