some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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