I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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