did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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