Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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