i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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