oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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