Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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