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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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