nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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