i'm signing you up for texting rehab
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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