If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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