I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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