i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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