it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Two words: nipple clamps
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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