But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize