Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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