I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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