Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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