Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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