Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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