Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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