Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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