I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
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