New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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