Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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