Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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