but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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