you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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