Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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