If i come over, it means nothing
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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