i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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