Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Im part way to drunk.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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