I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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