Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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