Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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