We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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