i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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