I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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