Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
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Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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