im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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