This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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