everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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