I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I need help removing her.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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