I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
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And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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