Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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